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Full Name: Robin The Clown (Yes, "The" is legally his middle name)
Nickname: That rabbit guy.
Age: Unknown (Somewhere near 35)
Occupation: Part time Performance Clown (unemployable)
Hobbies: Smoking Cigars, Pirating Cable, Macramé
Favorite Drink: Whichever fine apple wine is on sale
Odd Fact: Robin has a "sense of gum". Buy chewing a discarded piece of gum, he can sense tarded piece of gum, he can sense the age,
weight, diet, hair color, sex, and even dental history of the original chewer.
Robin may not be the best worker in the world, his personal hygiene may leave something to be desired,
and his clown "act" is an acquired taste, but Moe employs him to help on cases to keep him out of trouble.
In times of need, Robin uses his "mime" act to make cash, which works only in the sense that people will pay him to leave.
Robin is a man of few talents. Besides smoking cigars, Robin has the innate ability of driving people crazy. He also has
one stuffed hand, a trophy from when he and Moe tangled with Ethan Gordon, The Mad Taxidermist. He often incorporates the
hand in his act, punching nails through it for the amusement/horror of his audience.
updated 02.20.01
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